thinking about a stroll

It Seems My Friends Might Have Gotten Caught Up With Something But Due To Difficulties With MSN In My Linux Operating System While They Do Still Try To Make Contact Its Utterly Impossible For My MSN Messenger To Decode The Messages At The Moment

So While I Find Alternate Means To Contact Them I'm Oddly Thinking About Taking A Stroll Both For The Fact I Need To Polish My Knife Throwing And Sword Play But Also Because I Partly Want To See If We Can Find A Portal Opening Up Right In Front Of Us .. Mark Seems Oddly Curious About Them And Seeing His Most Recent Blog Entry I Think If He Don't Have The Balls To Step Into It Then At Least I Should .... Have The Balls To Shove Him Into It .... What Do I Seem Like The Kinda Guy To Step Into A White Portal Thingy? Hell No He's Curious Let Him Find Out For Himself ... Curiosity May Have Killed The Cat But I'm Sure Mark Will Be Fine

At Least If He Isn't Fine We'll Have Found An Interesting Weapon Against The Zombies .... If Indeed These Portals Are Being Caused By ZPCI Which Acourding To Paul Stands For Zombie Pest Control Institute Then Perhaps These Portals Are Nothing More Than A Weapon Against The Zombies ? Like A Moth To A Flame ? It Does Seem The Number Of Zombies In The Area Has Increased Since These Portals Started Showing Up But I Think Its More Due To Marks Cooking ..... Awesome Stuff Comes Out Of Those Fryers Those Apple Pies Were Delicious I'm Sure Any Survivors In The Area Would Have Been Alured By The Smell And If Survivors Were Lured Certainly Zombies Would Follow

Grabbing My Sword And Cloak Filled With Various Thrown Weapons (SawBlades Throwing Knives Etc. ) I Let Mark And Paul Know I'm Headed Downstairs To See About Whipping Up A Tasty Snack Although They Seem To Have Little Interest In What I'm Cooking They Ask How Long I'll Be Gone And I Tell Them Not Long But If They Start To Worry They Should Start Packing

Down In Walmart I Managed To Find A Few Gallons Of Milk Still Good And While I Wasn't Lucky Enough To Find Fresh Banana's I Did Find Some Berries In The Freezers Apparently Packaged Specificaly For Freshness... Guess They Had My Smoothies In Mind When They Stocked This Place ... Over In KitchenWares I Pick Up A Blender And Find A Plugin Setting To Work I Quickly Make Several Blenders Full Of BlueBerry Vanilla Smoothie

Yes An Odd Recipie To Be Stuck In My Head But A Good One So Here's What You'll Need :

Fresh Milk ( As Long As Its Drinkable And Doesn't Make You Sick This Is Good Stuff)

Some Vanilla Yogurt ( Not Required If Not Found But It Seems The Mcdonalds Froze A Large Bit Of It For Parfaits ( How The Hell Ever Thats Spelt ) )

Berries And Fruits Although Obviously Some Things Wouldn't Make For A Very Solid Smoothie (Apples Oranges Etc. ) They Can Add To The Flavor A Bit Slightly Rotted Apples Are Usually Edible And Having Grown Up In The South I Know Rotten Apples Usually Make The Sweetest Jam So Their Not A Bad Add In However It Seems There Wasn't Much Of A Stock Of Apples Before We Got Fucked Over So For The Moment No Good On That Front However Blueberry's Are Commonly Frozen For Freshness ... If You Find A Fresh Banana Your In A Damn Good Amount Of Luck

The Proportions For One Cup Of Smoothie : Half The Cup In Milk One Small Yogurt Cup ( Two Or Three Spoons If Working With The Stuff Mcdonalds Uses ) And Enough Berries/Fruits To Bring The Level Of Milk To About 2/3rds The Cup Pour Into The Blender And Give It A Whirl After A Little While It'll Be Nicely Blended And If Working With Frozen Berries And Yogurt Like I Am It Turns Out Nicely Chilled As Well



Grabbing The Several Blender Jars Full Of Smoothie I Carry Them Up With A Few Cups To Mark And Paul Who're Obviously Curious As To What I've Made Considering I Apparently Was Down There Longer Than I Thought I Suppose A Blender Full Of White Creamy Liquid Is Probably The Worst Thing To Have Returned With

I'll Explain It To Them Later For Now I'm Just Going To Enjoy My Smoothie Grab A Handgun And Start Picking Off Zombies While I Think About What We'll Do Next