Thursday, May 27, 2010

To Become A Killer

Having Remembered Her Christian Up Bringing I Handed Her The Gun And Told Her To Either Learn How To Use It Or Become Fearless Enough To Do Tasks That Would Require Balls Of Freaking Steel

Her Choice Was To Take The Gun For Safety And Avoid Killing Anything While Doing Such Tasks As Refilling The Tank And Mending Whatever Wounds I Might Incur While Fighting As Well As Redressing The Wound From Those Dogs Following My Instructions Given That I Have A Slight Medical Background

Might Also Have Her Cooking Some things I'm Running Out Of Creative Ways To Create Something Tasty Seems It Depends On Whatever Work I Feel Up To Deligating

I Had To Get Directions From Her To Get To The Convention Center And From There Found The Army Surplus And Raided The Good Food At "The Flying Burito " Best Damn Buritos Anywhere Specially When Its Possibly The Last Burito You'll Ever Eat I Made Up A Few Dozen And Packed Them In A Cooler For Later Apparently She Doesn't Eat As Much As I Do So She Grabbed Something Else From Another Nearby Food Stock And We Hopped Back In Making It To The Army Surplus With A Full Stomache And A Good Idea Of What We Were Looking For Thanks To Paul's Frequent Stops At Simalar Places I Managed To Get Some Really Good Shit Plenty Of Ammo Stuffed Into The Truck And A Few New "Toys" As Mark Calls Them


Recieved An IM On An Old Microsoft Hotmail Account I've Had Open for God Knows How Long It Seems My Old Buddy Bubbles Just Obliterated His Lab With Some 0.75 tons of C4 .... no clue as to where he got that much freaking C4 but the mans a genius ... saddly he took out the laser i sent him one christmas as well ... skinny bastard he knows i don't normally have the parts for one of those .... Will be stopping by a radio shack i spotted on the way here to pickup parts for a mobile version of that same laser ... rated at 2 watts it was designed for burning stuff so i figure it ought to work great for burning these fuckers to the ground

His Instructions Weren't Very Clear But It Seems Zombies In The Area Are Quite Increadibly Intelligent Almost Going About Life As Normal Until BAM Their On You Like Stink On Shit

So Its Likely He Intends Only Me To Get There On The Off Chance My Laptop Were To Fall Into The Hands Of One Of The Strangely Inelligent Zombies ... I Have To Wonder If He Was Attempting To Cure Them And Only Managed To Introduce A New Strain ... Meh Oh Well

Need To Stop At A Nerby Conveinance Store And Pickup Some More Mountain Dew .... High Octane Bottle Whoopass Always Goes Great With A Burito Specially A Flying Burito Even Better If I Manage To Find One Of The Buritos I Added Jalapeno's To ... Didn't Have The Stuff To Put Together My Old recipie for Wake Up Buritos And Definately Had Nothing For Chilli So Jalapeno's It Is

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After A While Of Searching We've found Bubbles' Location I've Set Her To Disarming The Traps And Cracked Open A Bottle of Mountain Dew And Downed a burito .... KICKING SOME MAJORS ZOMBIE ASS ON THE GREATEST HIGH OF MY LIFE!!!! took her so long i think i eliminated about 500 of these fuckers after lighting my sword ablaze yet again Dangerous Yes but i think the most scary part about the situation is the fact that i went total sadist not simply slicing through the bastards but totally dismembering them and burning them piece by piece Crackling maniacly the entire time I Think I Not Only Terrofied Her but also bubbles when she finally got the door open and he stepped out ...Not Sure Where We're Headed Now But I Got My Parts And Am In The Back seat Assembling A New Portable Laser Will Update When I'm Finished ... Looks Like Bubbles Just Wanted out Of Here As Soon As Possible Cause He Just Picked A Direction And Started Driving

Thursday, April 15, 2010

In Cavecity.... Again

Once Mark Finished The Phone I Made Like A Bat Out Of Hell To Get Everything In The Truck And Amusingly Enough The Dumb Fucker Left His Key's In The Thing No Need To Hotwire The Bitch Just Had To Pull It Closer To Walmarts Doors And Load Everything Up

Then Taking My Leave I Drove Back To That Gas Station And Began Filling Everything Up The Trucks Tank Was Perhaps The Most Interesting Because It Put Me In A Difficult Position For Actually Filling It Up While Defending Myself But After Managing That The Rest Was Easy

I Knew It Was Only About A Four Hour Trip To CaveCity But I Was Going To Abosolutely Haul Ass Partly Because I Don't Know How To Drive But Partly Because I Think It Might Already Be To Late To Save A Long Lost Love And At The Very Least I Would Like To Save Her From Herself If It Is To Late

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After Some Major Distractions Along The Way I've Gotten Back To Editing This Post Nearing Cavecity ... It Seems The Zombies Have Realized They Need to Move So The Massive Hordes That Seem To Be Traveling Twords Mississipi Are Almost Entirely Ignoring Me Although I Chunk A Grenade Out The Window Every Once In A While To Slow Their Progress

I've Stopped At The Old Philips 66 Station And Found A Couple Good Mountain Dews ... Gotta Have Some Combat Fuel And This Stuff Is High Octane Bottled Whoop Ass

Knowing My Way Around These Streets I Take A Back Road Called Welcome Lane Heading Through Several Back Roads And Emerge Around The Rich Neighborhood Drifting Slightly Into A Turn I Notice The Few Zombies Still Left In Town Are Surrounding Her House ....

I Drift About Twords Her House Hopping From The Truck I Pull My Gun And My Sword And Start Whipping Ass . Realizing This Is An Endless Fight I Pop Each One In The Head And Dip My Sword In Some Alcohol And Smack It Against The Side Of The Brick House To Which I Hear Screaming As My Blade Catches Fire ....

I Begin Setting The Zombies Ablaze Before Seeing Her Face Appear In A Window Horrified By What It Is That I Was Doing . I Look Down To See The Zombie I Set Ablaze Last Was Her Father And Another Nearby Was A Friend Of Ours ...

Not Having Time For Remorse I Yell To The Window That Its Safe To Come Out Now .... She Came Out With A Kitchen Knife Looking Fiercly At Me For A Past Grudge Not To Mention The Merciless Slaying Of People Who Were Already Dead ...

After Demonstrating The Knife She Had Would Do Her No Good Even Were I Unarmed I Lead Her To The Truck And We Begin Moving Again

Stopping At Our Church Made Her Look At Me Alful Funny But I Told Her We Had Secured It Some Time Ago And That It Should Be Relatively Safe Still I Led Her Inside And Told Her I Would Be Back Within Thirty Minutes If Not Her Car Had Been Left In The Parking Lot A Few Nights Before Everything Went Wrong And It Was One Of Few We Hadn't Tried Hotwiring Because The Soft Top On It Would Give Us No Time To Work

But She Had The Keys And Could Get Moving Quickly Even If I Hadn't Returned ... I Gave Her A Sheet Of Paper Containing Directions To The Fortified Walmart In Mississippi Where Hopefully Mark And Paul Would Still Be Staying. Just In Case ...

I Checked Valentines House To See If There Were Any Clue As To Where They Might Have Been Headed Because I Didn't Manage To Find Them Along The Road

Finding None I Went Back To The Church And Picked Her Up And Told Her We Would Be On The Move Back Twords An Army Surplus Store I Remember Passing On A Trip To AYC With Her And The Rest Of My Youth Group

The Store Located In Little Rock Would Be Back Tracking A Bit But I Thought We Could Manage It So Long As The Food Held Out Long Enough To Get To A Larger Town Further Out Seeing As We Raided Most Of Batesvilles Food Stocks

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

A Nightmare Enased In Shadow

I Awoke Again Tonight Screaming Bloody Murder It Seems Paul And Mark Have Gotten Used To It I No Longer Have To Explain Myself Just Have To Yell "WAIT DON'T SHOOT YOU MORONS WE'RE SAFE DAMN IT ! "

These Nightmares About Her Are So Lifelike As Though I'm There In Cave City Again Watching Her Scream In Terror As Zombies Are Surrounding Her House .... My Family Was Considered To Be Psychic's And Psycho's Being A Little Bit Of Both Myself Helped Me To Survive These Zombies For So Long And Thats What Worries Me ... These Nightmares Being So Realistic Usually Means Its Not A Nightmare But Something Soon To Happen ....

I've Told Mark And Paul About My Decision To Return To Cave City Because Even If She Isn't Alive I Hope To Find Valentine Along The Way

Grabbing My Favorite Sub Machine Gun From Pauls Toy Collection I Ask If I Might Keep It And Enough Ammo To Get To Another Town Where I Hope To Find More Ammo And Perhaps A Few Other Guns

Apparently Paul Liked My Enthusiasm For Blowing Shit Up So He Set Aside A Few Goodies For Me Including Some Hand Grenades A Block of C4 ( Where The Fuck Did He Get That ?! ) A Detonator For The C4 And A Full Crate Of Ammo ( Apparently This Gun Takes Rounds That None Of The Others Can Use Lucky Me )

I Grabbed My Cloak And Carried It And My Sub Machine Gun Down Into Walmart Finding The Crafts Section I Quickly Fashioned A Quick Release System For Carrying My Gun And Being Able To Draw It With Lightning Speed I Also Fashioned A Small Storage Space For Spare Clips On The Other Side To Balance The Weight Of My Cloak Which Is Important For One Of The Fun Little Things Hidden Within The Cloak Itself Still Waiting For When I Need To Unleash Hell On These Zombies In An Instant

Back Upstairs I Grab The Night Vision Goggles And Spot A Decent Truck In Good Condition And Begin To Gather The Supplies I'll Need Figuring That When I Go To Load The Other Truck Up With My Supplies Paul Will Enjoy Picking Off Zombies That Get To Close With That Sniper Rifle Of His

Rushing About Walmart I Grab Various Things I'll Likely Need ... An Power Converter A Spare Phone To Have Mark JailBreak And Arrange For Me An Internet Connection While I'm On My Own In The Middle Of Nowhere . A Few Dozen Gasoline Containers A Spare Set Of Tires ( Thanks To The Auto Motives Department These Are Good To Go Only Need To Pop Em On The Truck And Continue Moving Way To Go Walmart! ) And Some Oil Along With Radiator Fluid ( I'm Taking No Chances Of Getting Stuck Specially Since I Don't Know How To Drive And Will Be Fucking Booking It ) A Spare Truck Battery To Round Off Possible Repairs

Grabbing Various Canned Foods And An Electric Cook Top I Start Shoving Things Into Storage Bins And Find A Backpack Which I Revamp Using Crafting Materials So That I Can Strap These Bins Onto My Back And Keep My Arms Free While Moving Twords The Truck

Mark Just Informed Me It Takes A Couple Hours To Setup The Phone Without Having The Proper Software Available ( Not To Mention Apparently The Proper Software Sucks Ass )

I've Made My Way Over To The Gym Equipment Section Of Walmart Which Is Only A Short Way From Where Mark Is Setting Up The Phone .... Amazingly This Walmart Had A Decent Stock Of Airspeed Skateboards ... Pulling A Combat Knife And Stripping The Package I Begin Having A Blast On A New Board Something I Haven't Done In A Long Time Now It Seems .... Once I Was Yet Again Nailing TreFlips I Decide To Give It A Rest ... No Need To Skate To Entertain Myself When I Have So Many Neat Ways To Kill A Zombie ^^

Grabbing Some Weights I Begin An Apparently Scarily Overdone Workout Between Squating 600 Pounds To Attaching 50 Pounds To Each Of My Legs And Running Several Laps Around Walmart's Interior I Think I Did Over Do Things A Bit But The Way I See It OVERKILL Is DEFINITELY An Option At This Point ...

And I've Still Got About An Hour Till Mark Finish's Up That Phone So It Seems Like Perhaps I Should Find A Way To HotWire That Truck Quickly When I Get Ready To Leave

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Pitbulls Rednecks and Zombies ... OH MY!

well now for a bit of story from a bit before all of this became a big problem with the zombies ..... mark saw me changing earlier and noticed the stitches on my leg and asked how the fuck i can manage to fight with a damn hole in my leg and i straightened up pulling my jeans the rest of the way up and said it was easy i simply don't use my leg and explaining to him why i was able to go all fucking ninja on the zombies wasn't an easy task but i also told him why their was a hole in my leg to begin with

shortly after the break out of zombies made it to cavecity a couple pitbulls attacked me on my way to the cavecity pharmacy luckily being already a major ninja and having fought off pitbulls before i managed to make it to the pharmacy almost unscathed but on my way to the church where i planned to hole up inside i was loaded down with a number of odd medications and shit and couldn't move as quickly and ended up with one of them biting a hole in my leg which i had ash hold my leg still while nathan sewed me up

mark seemed to be interested in weather or not the pitbulls were infected and i told him that as far as we knew they were infact infected because it didn't tire out normaly etc. so mark seemed to think about it for a minute and replied with the fact that he thinks if someone doesn't die from the bite then they might not turn into a zombie and i think he's right but idk of anyway we can really test it .... maybe we should chunk a tampoline over the side so he has a safe place to land and chunk mark over the wall onto the trampoline and let him in after he's been bitten at least once .... hmmmmm nah too risky we'll have to find a safer way to test it

well i need to go see about whats for dinner .... thinking of finding the stuff to whip up something special ....

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

dieing words

I've Recieved One Final Message From Ace .... He Has Fallen To Those Zombie Bastards.... With No Information About Valentine Yet I Don't Know What All Has Gone On But For Now I'm Going To Continue To Be Holed Up In Here

Seems Mark Got Word From His Mother That They're Currently Out In "Booger Holler" Not Sure Where That Is But I Used To Live Out On Sleepy Holler Guess My Grandma Really Is The "Headless Horsewoman" about now ( An Inside Joke Involving The Name Headley )

Meh Not Much We Can Do But A Little While Ago Mark Hauled A Bunch Of Stuff Up Here I Suppose Gifts For His Family

Last Night While Enjoying The Smoothies I Noticed My Accuracy Had Improved A Bit Started Busting Caps In Zombie Knee Caps And Before They Hit The Ground Double Tapping Their Heads Was Pretty Cool And Pretty Bloody

At Least I Have Something To Keep Me Entertained Up Here A While Mark Is Busy Reformating Those Laptops He Brought Up Here To Remove All The Bloat Ware Junk Ware And Trial Ware So I'm Going To Go Assist Him With That

Monday, March 29, 2010

thinking about a stroll

It Seems My Friends Might Have Gotten Caught Up With Something But Due To Difficulties With MSN In My Linux Operating System While They Do Still Try To Make Contact Its Utterly Impossible For My MSN Messenger To Decode The Messages At The Moment

So While I Find Alternate Means To Contact Them I'm Oddly Thinking About Taking A Stroll Both For The Fact I Need To Polish My Knife Throwing And Sword Play But Also Because I Partly Want To See If We Can Find A Portal Opening Up Right In Front Of Us .. Mark Seems Oddly Curious About Them And Seeing His Most Recent Blog Entry I Think If He Don't Have The Balls To Step Into It Then At Least I Should .... Have The Balls To Shove Him Into It .... What Do I Seem Like The Kinda Guy To Step Into A White Portal Thingy? Hell No He's Curious Let Him Find Out For Himself ... Curiosity May Have Killed The Cat But I'm Sure Mark Will Be Fine

At Least If He Isn't Fine We'll Have Found An Interesting Weapon Against The Zombies .... If Indeed These Portals Are Being Caused By ZPCI Which Acourding To Paul Stands For Zombie Pest Control Institute Then Perhaps These Portals Are Nothing More Than A Weapon Against The Zombies ? Like A Moth To A Flame ? It Does Seem The Number Of Zombies In The Area Has Increased Since These Portals Started Showing Up But I Think Its More Due To Marks Cooking ..... Awesome Stuff Comes Out Of Those Fryers Those Apple Pies Were Delicious I'm Sure Any Survivors In The Area Would Have Been Alured By The Smell And If Survivors Were Lured Certainly Zombies Would Follow

Grabbing My Sword And Cloak Filled With Various Thrown Weapons (SawBlades Throwing Knives Etc. ) I Let Mark And Paul Know I'm Headed Downstairs To See About Whipping Up A Tasty Snack Although They Seem To Have Little Interest In What I'm Cooking They Ask How Long I'll Be Gone And I Tell Them Not Long But If They Start To Worry They Should Start Packing

Down In Walmart I Managed To Find A Few Gallons Of Milk Still Good And While I Wasn't Lucky Enough To Find Fresh Banana's I Did Find Some Berries In The Freezers Apparently Packaged Specificaly For Freshness... Guess They Had My Smoothies In Mind When They Stocked This Place ... Over In KitchenWares I Pick Up A Blender And Find A Plugin Setting To Work I Quickly Make Several Blenders Full Of BlueBerry Vanilla Smoothie

Yes An Odd Recipie To Be Stuck In My Head But A Good One So Here's What You'll Need :

Fresh Milk ( As Long As Its Drinkable And Doesn't Make You Sick This Is Good Stuff)

Some Vanilla Yogurt ( Not Required If Not Found But It Seems The Mcdonalds Froze A Large Bit Of It For Parfaits ( How The Hell Ever Thats Spelt ) )

Berries And Fruits Although Obviously Some Things Wouldn't Make For A Very Solid Smoothie (Apples Oranges Etc. ) They Can Add To The Flavor A Bit Slightly Rotted Apples Are Usually Edible And Having Grown Up In The South I Know Rotten Apples Usually Make The Sweetest Jam So Their Not A Bad Add In However It Seems There Wasn't Much Of A Stock Of Apples Before We Got Fucked Over So For The Moment No Good On That Front However Blueberry's Are Commonly Frozen For Freshness ... If You Find A Fresh Banana Your In A Damn Good Amount Of Luck

The Proportions For One Cup Of Smoothie : Half The Cup In Milk One Small Yogurt Cup ( Two Or Three Spoons If Working With The Stuff Mcdonalds Uses ) And Enough Berries/Fruits To Bring The Level Of Milk To About 2/3rds The Cup Pour Into The Blender And Give It A Whirl After A Little While It'll Be Nicely Blended And If Working With Frozen Berries And Yogurt Like I Am It Turns Out Nicely Chilled As Well



Grabbing The Several Blender Jars Full Of Smoothie I Carry Them Up With A Few Cups To Mark And Paul Who're Obviously Curious As To What I've Made Considering I Apparently Was Down There Longer Than I Thought I Suppose A Blender Full Of White Creamy Liquid Is Probably The Worst Thing To Have Returned With

I'll Explain It To Them Later For Now I'm Just Going To Enjoy My Smoothie Grab A Handgun And Start Picking Off Zombies While I Think About What We'll Do Next

Sunday, March 28, 2010

In Walmart

I've Managed To Get Up Into Walmart The Woman Left Our Small Group And Now We're Waiting On Ace And Valentine

A Little While Ago We Saw The Ginger Hauling Ass Across The Parking Lot Away From The Zombies Leaving Them A Trail Of Piss To Slip in God That Was Hilarious

while they were all slipping and sliding in a huge puddle of piss I Pulled One Of My Rockets Up And Blew Their Asses Up Mark Laughing Almost Manicaly

An Odd Sight Indeed But Thats A Dozen Or So Less Zombies To Worry About

The Walk

Having Received Communication From Mark Stating Their Holed Up Inside A Walmart Not To Far From Here I Decided We Should Grab And Carry What We Could And Make A Mad Dash Twords Them Because While We Have Plenty Of Food We Seem To Be Running Low On Other Things

Talking With The Woman It Seems Her Car Was Over Heated So I'm Going To Find Some Stuff Over In The Gas Station To See About Refilling It

I Checked Google Maps And Right About Where Her Car Is Is About A Mile From Here And I'm Not Interested In An Hour Long Hike To Walmart Hacking Through Zombies 15 Minutes Of It Will Be Good Enough

Was One Hell Of A Mad Dash But We Got To Her Car And Its Working For The Moment So We're On Our Way To The Walmart I Assume Mark Is Holed Up In I'm Trying To Keep A Lookout For These ZPCI Guys He Was Talking About ... But While I'm Concerned He Might Have Lost It I'm Also Concerned I Might Have Lost It Cause I Just Saw This Little White Portalish Thing Close Up While We Were Nearing The Walmart

Using My Rocket Launcher At An Angle Away from The Walmart I Fire A Missle Off Into The Distance Something I'm Sure Mark Will Have Noticed Now I'll Just Have To Hold Off Zombies Until They Get Down Here And Open The Doors Long Enough For Us To Get In ... It Seems The Woman Just Wants To Leave So Since We're Entering Walmart I'm Just Going To Grab My Weapon Materials Gathered From The Ship Yard And Move It Indoors And Send Her On Her Way ...

I'll Need To Update My Directions For Ace And Valentine To Get Here .... I Wonder Where Those To Idiots Are Anyway ?

Saturday, March 27, 2010

The Night And Improvising Weapons For Zombie Surpression

We Managed To Get The Generators Running Obviously Not A Bad Thing But After I Agreed To Take The First Watch Things Got Weird

Not Simply Because When It Gets Dark After Not Having Much Sleep And Having Fought Off Wave After Wave Of Undead Things Just Start To Lose Perspective But Because That Woman Chose Not To Sleep... Instead She Came And Found Where I Was Keeping Watch

Keeping Detail To A Minimum That Woman Is A Sex Crazed Psycho After Having Figured Out My Age She Apparently Wanted To Give Me A Reward .... Can't Say Given The Circumstances I Wasn't Inclined To Graciously Accept Her Choice

I'm Supposed To Be Sleeping Now But Her Kid Kicks In His Sleep And Its To Much Of A Nuisance To Try Sleeping At The Moment So I'm Going To Crack Open A Mountain Dew And Go Find Materials There Seems To Be Plenty Of Pipes In The Next Room Maybe I Can Make A Cannon ?

Understanding The Principles Of Doing Such A Thing Is Only Half The Equation To Really Make An Effective Weapon I'll Need Good Materials To Work With And I Know Duct Tape Is Really Strong When Used Properly I Should Be Able To Find Some Somewhere Here And Using It To Make Cannon Balls Should Make For A Weapon To Rival The Awesome Of That Rocket Launcher I Made A Couple Days Ago

I Should Also Be Able To Utilize Some Welding Tools I Found While Trying To Start The Generator To Create Some Rather Cool Explosives Although They'll Be More Flashy Than Anything Paul Would Use In This Case Flashy Is Just What I Want Because Rather Than Creating Tremendous Force To Destroy Something I Want To Create A Big Ass Fire Ball To Burn The Fuck Out Of Anything Near It

Perhaps For You Survivors Out There I Should Write A Guide To Improvised Zombie Devastation ? Meh Really All You Need Is Something Destructive Anything That Will Start A Fire Is Generally Something To Use Being Creative Is A Great Start Use Anything And Everything Even Running Out Of Bottled Soda Could Be A Good Thing If You Save The Bottles And Even The Cans Can Contain Enough Pressure To Create Something Useful If You Do Things Right Remember If You Have The Means To Carry It Then Carry It Almost Nothing Will Make A Bad Weapon Even A Katana Coated In Alcohol And Set On Fire Makes A Good Killing Machine At This Point

Keeping All That In Mind Remember Not To Waste Resources Using Gasoline For Explosives Is A Waste Use Hair Spray And Most Aerosol Based Deodorants Even Perfume Is Flammable But DO NOT USE Gasoline Because You Or Someone Else Might Need It For Actual Fuel

That Being Said Remember Not To Assume Anywhere Or Anything Is Truly Safe These Things Are Learning If You Can Keep On The Move And Leave A Trail Of Destruction In Your Wake

Building

Friday, March 26, 2010

mississippi is fun

After Having Left That Women And Child On The Side Of The Road I Felt It My Duty To Take Out As Many Zombies As Possible Before Leaving Town And Since I Need To Wait For Ace I Elected To Stay In A Building A Short Ways From Where That Gas Station Was Since I Could See It Was Well Stocked With Food Among A Few Things I Could Use For Improvised Weaponry

Paul And Mark Drove Me To The Building And Helped To Unload Enough Food That I Should Have No Trouble Waiting For Ace And Valentine

Grabbing My Extra Supplies For Improvised Weapons I Moved It Inside And Hid It When They Had Left While I Went To Attempt Rescuing The Woman And Her Child

Handing The Woman A Spare Sword I Picked Up Not To Long Ago I Told Her If Its Headed After Us Slice It Down

Made It Most Of The Way Back Before I Heard A Few Gunshots Off In The Distance Wondering Whom It Might Be I Stop The Woman From Rushing That Direction And Kept On The Path To The Safe Building Where We Would Soon Be Meeting Ace And Valentine ....

Thursday, March 25, 2010

On The Way To Mississipi

Apparently Marks Mother Has Gone Missing So We're On Our Way To Greenville Mississippi Where Apparently Some Survivors May Be Located Mark Seemed Absolutely Pissed About His Mother And Has Gone To Sleep While Paul Drives This Time Seems Like Paul Is A Bit More Reckless With The Driving So I'm Going To Use My Cloak To Shield Myself From Any Rain And Or Falling Objects While I Take Another Nap In The Bed Of The Truck .... Sure Would Be Nice To Find A Decent Bed Sometime

Maybe Paul Will Find Us A Reasonable Place To Stay The Night And We Can Keep Guard In Shifts I Don't Think I'd Mind Taking The First Shift So Long As There Is A Comfy Bed Waiting For Me After wards

I Should Alert Ace And Valentine About Our Travel Time So They Know They Could Take A Few Detours If They Needed To ... Yeah I'll Do That And Then Hand The Laptop Into The Cab For Charging While I Rest

Ace And Valentine

I Have Sent Communication From My Msn Account Looking To See If Ace Is Alive While Mark Seems To Be Searching For Someone Here In Jacksonville Florida To My Relief I Received A Response Not Long After And We Have Arranged for Him To Tell His Story From His Mobile Phone

It Seems Ace And Valentine Are Both Alive And Are Looking To Travel Perhaps We Will Meet Them Soon It Seems They Have Discovered The Chared Hand Of An Undead And Perhaps Entirely On their Own Discovered That It Was Ash's ,The Brother Of Ace, Hand And Have Asked Why We Burned It And I Informed Them It Was A Test Of The Theory That They May Be Killed By Fire

They Seem To Be Gung Ho For Finishing Off His Own Brother But Hey One Less Zombie To Worry About I Suppose

Awesome Sauce

Finaly Got Around To Testing One Of The Rockets I Asked Mark To Slow Down A Bit And Apparently He's Recording Audio During My Tests Since He Can't Drive And Type At The Same Time Having Paul Stand Aside So I Have A Few Zombies To Test On I Fire A Missle And Miss Entirely The Stability Still Fucking Sucks However After Firing A Few More I Notice That They Seem To Fly Mostly Straight However The Wind Is Effecting It ( Considering We're Still Traveling About 70 MPH Thats Really Not Much Indication Of What These Will Do At A Stand Still But Its Good Enough For Me ) Having Finaly Nailed One Of the Bastards The Effect Was Absolutely Stunning The Zombie Went Up In Blue Flames From The Various Chemicals Used As Propellant And Ended Up Setting The Other Two Ablaze Seemingly By Being Close To Them So I Imagine The Chemicals Burn Awful Hot When Their Put Under The Extra Pressure Generated By The "Incineration " Upon Contact Because Not Only Did The Fire Seem to Spread Really Quickly The Missle Itself Seem To Jet Up To 7 Foot Long Flames For A Few Minutes After Impact

The Responce Was Ammusing Paul Seems To Want Me To Make Another Ten Of Them I Can Only Imagine Why .... Mark Was Almost Made Speachless And Ended His Audio Perhaps A Bit Early ..... We Will Definately Be Making More Missles But I Think Given The Danger Involved There Probably Shouldn't Be More Than One Launcher Unless We Pickup About Five Or So People .

I Really Like The Design For The Rockets Because The Rockets Themselves Have Almost No Waste And What Little Waste Their Is I stuff Insided The tip To Provide A Bit Of Shrapnel And Some Plastic To Burn Longer At A High Tempature

A Truely Devious And Destructive Weapon It Seems As Though This May Be Capable Of Setting Many Zombies Ablaze At Once And Will Be Relatively Useful Given That It Seems The Number Of Zombies We're Fending Off Is Increasing Even As I'm Posting This .... On An Off Note I'm Making Up The Time Paul Lost While I Was Testing Weapons By Letting Him Cut Loose With A Machine Gun On The Bastards For A While And .. I Have To Say Watching These Bastards Get Cut In Half By Gunfire Is Damn Sure Entertaining Heh Maybe Me And Paul Should Go A Round At Bowling Heheheh

Awoken

Well I Seem To Have Passed Out In The Back Of The Truck While On The Road And Paul Is Climbing Out To Refill The Fuel ... A Crazy Man If You Ask Me But Hell I've Been Sleeping Back Here

It Seems We've Been On The Road Some Time Mowing Down Zombies On The Way To God Only Knows Where Seems Like The Oceans Getting Near Maybe We're Close To The Sea ?

Seeing As Day Must Have Broken Hours Ago I Pick Up Some Of The Plumbing Parts And Other Things I Grabbed At That Walmart And Start To Improvise A Few New Weapons .. Having Seen Marks Reaction To Explosives I Think He'd Like A Rocket Launcher Although I Don't Seem To Have Grabbed Large Enough Pipes Maybe I Can Do Something To That Effect ?

Paul Seeing What I'm Doing Looks At Me Funny Before Saying Not To Worry We'll Pass Another Military Base In A Little While And He Can Possibly Find Some Real Rocket Launchers But I Have To Have Something To Keep Busy So I Think I'll Arrange Several Rockets Improvised To Not Simply Expload On Contact But To Set Whatever It Hits Ablaze .... I Won't Guerentee The Safety Of The Device But It Should Be Some Fun Either Way If Only I Could Stabilize The Projectiles .... I'm Worried Firing This Thing Might Blow My Own Ass Up But If We're Traveling Fast Enough Like Now It Shouldn't Be To Big A Deal To Fire This Thing

I Wonder If I'll Soon Be Driving Myself Sometime ....

Having Already Got The CAD Software I Nabbed From Radio Shack Some Week Ago Finaly Working On This Laptop I've Designed A Rough Draft Of The Rockets I'll Be Using As Well As A Firing Mechinism I Might Need Pauls Brute Strength To Help Break Some Stuff But I Should Be Able To Use Some Of The Hack Saw Blades I Have Still Stored Within My Cloak To Make More Precise Cuts So I'm Going To Set To Work It Seems I Have A Day Or Two Before We Reach Where Ever We Are Going

Here I'll Close My Laptop And Set It On The Power Converter To Charge And Figure Out How Many Missiles I Can Make And See What Stability Improvements I Can Make

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

In Batesville

Well Theres Litteraly Hundreds Of Zombies As We Enter But With Some Help From the Gernades We Quickly Narrowed It Down To A Few Dozen And Started To Realize These Zombies Aren't Quite As Intelligent As The Ones We Just Left But They Also Seem To Be Learning We'll Need To Be Quick Definately Can't Stay Here Long But Damn It We're Going To Get Everything We Can Before They Learn To Much ..... I Show Mark Directions To Mcdonalds Leaving Him To Work The Fryers A Bit While Me And Paul Go To One Of The Convience Stores Nearby To Stock Up On The Mountain Dew Pepsi And Coka Cola Available And Then As We're Making Our Way Back Twords Mcdonalds The Thought Hits Me That We Don't Have A Lot Of Medical Supplies And Honestly Theres Some Other Things We'll Need So I Redirect Paul To The Local Walmart ....

Strangely Even While Over Run With Zombies This Place Doesn't Seem To Be Much Different Than Normal

I Grab A Basket While Paul Has Some Target Practice And Firstly I Head To Automotives To Pick Up A Power Convertor Because All Our Devices Seem To Need Recharged At The Moment And The Truck We Have Seems To Be Ready To Fit Such An Upgrade I Also Go To Kitchen Ware And Pick Up A Small Dinky Little Microwave So We Won't Have Cold Food So Often ... And Smashing Open The Display Cases In Sporting Goods Me And Paul Both Picked Up Some Fun Toys : Balanced Throwing Knives Guns And Some Ammo Heading To The Pharmacy Counter We Pick Up Any Various Medicenes That Could Come In Handy As Well As Bandages And Various Bits Of Gauze Just In Case Of A Serious Injury And For My Own Devices As Well As The Possibility Of Just Needing It I Picked Up EVERY Flammable Chemical I Could Think Of As Well As Some Piping From A The Home Improvement Department Exiting The Store We Load Up And Head Back For Mark Dropping A Few Grenades Behind On The Way Because Those Damn Zombie Bastards Won't Give Up

Entering McDonalds We Find Mark Packing Several Bags Full Of McChickens And A Few Other Goodies From The Back . Deciding That We Should Have Enough Time To Eat A Quick Meal We Sit Down And Each Have About Three McChickens

We Need To Find More People Who Can Kick Ass Well Enough That Perhaps Soon We Can Fight Back Using The Knowledge We've Gained So Far Perhaps More People Are Alive ..... Maybe Ace Found Valentine As Well And Are Making Their Way Here Right Now ? Good Questions But Not Ones We'd Have Time To Answer .....

The Zombies Have Learned A New Trick Here In Batesville .... How To Open Doors ....

On The Road

Man Getting Out Of That Church Was Hell .... No Pun Intended But We're Now Traveling Twords Batesville AR In Hopes Of Finding More Food At The Mcdonalds Because For Some Strange Assed Reason Mark HAS TO HAVE a McChicken And I Have To Say I Can't Complain So Long As He Shows Me How To Work The Fryer Long Enough To Heat Up About Ten Of The Bitches ...

While On The Road I Decided To Work On My Marksmenship So I Point Mark In The Direction Of Batesville And Find One Of The Smaller Caliber Guns Which We Have Shit Loads Of Ammo For And Sitting In The Bed Of The Truck I Start Poping Off Anything That Moves While Paul Sits By Laughing At My Sick Methods Of Delivering A Painful Shot "OH MAN I CASTRATED THAT ONE HE'S GOING TO BE FUCKING PISSED! "

Along The Way Mark Seems To Lose Himself In Thought .... I Wonder What He Was Thinking About Something Must Be Bothering Him .... Maybe He's Just Pondering Our Next Move Meh Guess I'll Find Out Later

As We Get Closer To Batesville I Ask Mark To Take A Quick Run Down A Specific Road For My Enjoyment I Tell Him To Take One More Turn And A Short Ways Down the Road He Notices Its A Dead End And I Inform Him Why We're Here .... Pulling Out A Grenade Each We All Three Heft One At My Ex-Girlfriends House And Pull A Short Ways Up The Road To Watch The Explosion Mark Laughing A Bit At The Fact A Sixteen Year Old Would Go That Far To Piss Off His Ex If She Was Still Alive

We Continued On To Batesville Ariving A Short Time Later The Thirty Minute Drive Having Gone By So Quickly With All The Explosions And Gun Fire To Keep Us Entertained ....

and Boy Are We Fucked Batesville Had Ten Times The Population Before Z-Day As Cavecity Had ....

Shocked

When They Said They Had Plans To Capture A Zombie I Hadn't A Clue How They Planned To Do It But When I Saw Ash Tied Up Walking Twords The Safe Room I Wondered What The Hell Was Going On And They Said They Found Him Wandering Around The Building And Managed To Wrangle Him In

We Moved Him To The Safe Room And Began The Interview We Found He Was Nearly As Intelligent As Before He Became A Zombie Not Saying Much To Be Honest But For A Zombie This IS VERY Frightening

Remembering Roadkills Charred Body I Found A Lighter Ace Left Behind Accidently And Burned Ash Which Seemed To Cause Him Very Intense Pain As Though I Was Actually Harming Him The Flesh I Burned Fell To The Floor Lifeless As It Should Be ....

Leaving The Safe Room I Yell To Mark And Paul Saying We May Have A Way To Drop These Fuckers Indefinitely

Unsure Of Where We Might Be Going From Here I Pack What Food Stuffs Thats Was Still Stored And Ensure There Are Enough Weapons Left For Ace Should He Decide To Return And Begin Rigging Several Improvised Weapons Of My Own For Mass Destruction Of These Zombie Bastards ...

Now With A Few Secrets Hidden Within My Cloak I Ask Mark Where We'll Be Heading Next ...

Hope Is Lost

After Having Escaped The Obviously Intelligent Zombies By The Help Of Some Strangers Who Have Shown Up In A Very Kick Ass Ride While I Was Saving Ash's Ass I Found Myself In The Gym Again At The Church

While Describing Our Experience Nate Wonders How He Can Get Out To Check On His Family Whom We Assume Is Still Alive And Ace Still Wants To Go Get Valentine's Crazy Ass Who Is Most Definitely Kicking Ass Somewhere In Town

These Guys Who Managed To Show Up In The Nick Of Time Are Vastly Interested In The Fact The Zombies Are Learning We Are Working On A Course Of Action To Find Out Exactly How Much They've Learned But I Think Now Would Be A Good Time To Pick Up A Few Things And Perhaps Check In On People Especially Seeing As How This Church Has To Damn Many Doors To Protect Easily However We May Use That To Our Advantage In Perhaps Capturing One Of The Zombies Spoting The Rope These Weirdos Have Brought I Bring The Idea To Light

They Seem To Have Taken Well To The Idea Firstly However We Need To Get Everyone Out Of The Church Ash Seems To Have Disappeared And Ace Is Grabbing Weapons In Hopes Of Finding Valentine A Crazy Endeavor But He Says He Can Probably Go It Alone And Be Fine However Nates Only Interest Is In Finding Out What Happened To His Family .... Living Four Miles Outside Of Town I Suggested Mark And Paul Take Him In The Vehicle They Arrived In While I Prepare Some Things Around The Church

They Seem To Find It An Annoying Prospect But Agree None The Less While I Set To Work At Making A Definitively Safe Room As Well As Finding Out Just How Strong These Zombies Are .... I Found A Severed Limb Crawling Along The Ground And Found That The Force Required To Restrain It Is Easily Achieved With A Thin Piece Of Rope Wrapped Once Around It And This Doesn't Seem To Peirce Their Undead Skin So It Will Work Fine However As A Precaution I've Decided To Use A Larger Rope ... Having Been Informed That The Pellet Guns These Guys Brought Can Be Used To Knock Out The Zombies For Two To Three Hours I'm Going To Leave For Roadkill's House So I Can Get Some Extra Ammunition The Guns Should Be Able To Hold As Well As Roadkill' Own BB Gun Just In Case

Having Made It To Roadkills House I Ammusingly Enough Make The Discovery That True To His Name He Is Roadkill Presumably From Someone Fleeing In A Vehicle From The Zombie Attack Although I Find His Charred Body Strangely Inanimate Considering All The Living Dead Running About Roadkill Never Having Been A Very Secure Guy Left His Door Unlocked The Day He Died .... How Thoughtful .... I Make My Way Back To His Room And Grab The BB Gun And Ammo Only To Find His Grandmother Standing At The Entrance To The Hall Strangely Pale I Ask Her How Long She's Been Here Only To The Response "That Doesn't Matter Now What Matters Is That Your Here " To My Horror I Realize Roadkill's Dear Sweet Grandmother Has Become A Zombie And Worse Yet She's Able To Talk .... Our Zombie Intelligence Issues Have Gotten Much Worse .....

I Gave The BB Gun A Shake Finding It To Have At Least One Round And Quickly Poped Her In The Head Being Such Good Friends With Roadkill And His Family I Couldn't Bring Myself To Do Much More Than Knock Her Out Thanking Mark And Paul For Their Amazing Discovery I Step Over Her Now Limp Body And Begin Making My Way Back To The Church Where Paul And Mark Are Now Waiting

Mark Seeming A Bit Squeamish I Ask If Paul Will Assist Me In Capturing One Of The Zombies He Agrees Seemingly All To Quickly

Strange Evolving World: Fuck it, Detour!

Strange Evolving World: Fuck it, Detour!

The Zombies Have Overrun More Of The Town

As We Sit Here Bunkered In The Largest Church In CaveCity The Sole Survivors Of The Zombie Outbreak We Assume Started Little More Than 22 Days Ago We're Running Low On Food Yet Again ...

I'm Going To Venture Out After The Sun Goes Down To Acquire More Food From The Convenience Store Across The Street But We All Know We Can't Stay Here Much Longer . Ash Is Going With Me But He Will Be Attempting To Hot Wire A Vehicle While I Gather Supplies , Maybe He Can Get Us Out Of This Mess If Not I Fear We Won't Last Much Longer Unless I Can Get A Good Connection Off Of The Old Hillbilly Wireless Towers Using The Wifi Routers I've Gathered .... If I Could Only Crack The Admin Passwords To Change The Frequency's !

The Suns Going Down Now So We're Going To Get In Some Quick Training With The Weapons I Salvaged Yesterday At The Hardware Store. Nate Who We Found Working Late Several Days Ago When We First Holed Up Here At The Church Suggested My Ninja Talents Would Be Well Deserving Of Throwing Stars So I Picked Up Some Saw Blades And They Seem A Bit Heavy But Their Also Very Sharp Hopefully The Undead Bodies Are Easier To Peirce Than A Normal Person Because Their Numbers Seem To Be Growing Rapidly

As The Sun Slowly Sets I Grab My Red Cloak And Wrap It Gracefully About Me As Ash Prepares Several Clips For The Rifles Obtained From The Pawn Shop Nearby I Disarm The Trap Set On The Front Door Although I'm Not Sure Its Necessary To Have It Armed Any Longer Because These Zombies Seem To Be Learning Scarily Enough This Makes Them Smarter Than The Former Occupants By Far And They Seem To Have Learned The Front Door Is Painful At The Least And Ace Stands Behind Ready To Over Power Any Zombies Whom May Try To Follow Us Back In Or Attack While We're Out

Quickly They Seem To Gather As Though The Smell Of Fresh Meat Has Aroused Them From Slumber Testing The Weight Of A Saw Blade I Heft It At The Nearest Zombie And Slice Through Him And A Few Behind Him

Ash And I Dash Across The Street My Cloak Fluttering Slightly As I Slash A Heavy Bladed Katana Through Anything Getting Close Enough To Feel Its Edge We Find A Car Thats Unlocked And I Guard Ash As He Gets In And Locks The Vehicle So He Can Work Reasonably Comfortable And Then I Dash For The Doors At The Front Of The Store Choping Through A Few More Zombies On The Way

The Smell Of Fetted And Rotten Meat Hits Me As Soon As I Make My Way Through The Doors And Close Them For Some Safety As I Don't Yet Know If The Zombies Have Figured Out How To Open Manually The Doors That Were Once Automatic Poking About I See There Is Still Some Food Available That Hasn't Spoiled Beyond Belief

Having Stocked Most Of The Food To Last Another Week I Suddenly Hear Screaming ... I Run To The Front Of The Store And Look At The Car Ash Was In Only Moments Before Where The Drivers Seat Is Now Occupied By One Of The Newspaper Dispensers .... The Zombies Have Now Learned To Use An Improvised Weapon ...