Thursday, April 15, 2010

In Cavecity.... Again

Once Mark Finished The Phone I Made Like A Bat Out Of Hell To Get Everything In The Truck And Amusingly Enough The Dumb Fucker Left His Key's In The Thing No Need To Hotwire The Bitch Just Had To Pull It Closer To Walmarts Doors And Load Everything Up

Then Taking My Leave I Drove Back To That Gas Station And Began Filling Everything Up The Trucks Tank Was Perhaps The Most Interesting Because It Put Me In A Difficult Position For Actually Filling It Up While Defending Myself But After Managing That The Rest Was Easy

I Knew It Was Only About A Four Hour Trip To CaveCity But I Was Going To Abosolutely Haul Ass Partly Because I Don't Know How To Drive But Partly Because I Think It Might Already Be To Late To Save A Long Lost Love And At The Very Least I Would Like To Save Her From Herself If It Is To Late

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After Some Major Distractions Along The Way I've Gotten Back To Editing This Post Nearing Cavecity ... It Seems The Zombies Have Realized They Need to Move So The Massive Hordes That Seem To Be Traveling Twords Mississipi Are Almost Entirely Ignoring Me Although I Chunk A Grenade Out The Window Every Once In A While To Slow Their Progress

I've Stopped At The Old Philips 66 Station And Found A Couple Good Mountain Dews ... Gotta Have Some Combat Fuel And This Stuff Is High Octane Bottled Whoop Ass

Knowing My Way Around These Streets I Take A Back Road Called Welcome Lane Heading Through Several Back Roads And Emerge Around The Rich Neighborhood Drifting Slightly Into A Turn I Notice The Few Zombies Still Left In Town Are Surrounding Her House ....

I Drift About Twords Her House Hopping From The Truck I Pull My Gun And My Sword And Start Whipping Ass . Realizing This Is An Endless Fight I Pop Each One In The Head And Dip My Sword In Some Alcohol And Smack It Against The Side Of The Brick House To Which I Hear Screaming As My Blade Catches Fire ....

I Begin Setting The Zombies Ablaze Before Seeing Her Face Appear In A Window Horrified By What It Is That I Was Doing . I Look Down To See The Zombie I Set Ablaze Last Was Her Father And Another Nearby Was A Friend Of Ours ...

Not Having Time For Remorse I Yell To The Window That Its Safe To Come Out Now .... She Came Out With A Kitchen Knife Looking Fiercly At Me For A Past Grudge Not To Mention The Merciless Slaying Of People Who Were Already Dead ...

After Demonstrating The Knife She Had Would Do Her No Good Even Were I Unarmed I Lead Her To The Truck And We Begin Moving Again

Stopping At Our Church Made Her Look At Me Alful Funny But I Told Her We Had Secured It Some Time Ago And That It Should Be Relatively Safe Still I Led Her Inside And Told Her I Would Be Back Within Thirty Minutes If Not Her Car Had Been Left In The Parking Lot A Few Nights Before Everything Went Wrong And It Was One Of Few We Hadn't Tried Hotwiring Because The Soft Top On It Would Give Us No Time To Work

But She Had The Keys And Could Get Moving Quickly Even If I Hadn't Returned ... I Gave Her A Sheet Of Paper Containing Directions To The Fortified Walmart In Mississippi Where Hopefully Mark And Paul Would Still Be Staying. Just In Case ...

I Checked Valentines House To See If There Were Any Clue As To Where They Might Have Been Headed Because I Didn't Manage To Find Them Along The Road

Finding None I Went Back To The Church And Picked Her Up And Told Her We Would Be On The Move Back Twords An Army Surplus Store I Remember Passing On A Trip To AYC With Her And The Rest Of My Youth Group

The Store Located In Little Rock Would Be Back Tracking A Bit But I Thought We Could Manage It So Long As The Food Held Out Long Enough To Get To A Larger Town Further Out Seeing As We Raided Most Of Batesvilles Food Stocks

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

A Nightmare Enased In Shadow

I Awoke Again Tonight Screaming Bloody Murder It Seems Paul And Mark Have Gotten Used To It I No Longer Have To Explain Myself Just Have To Yell "WAIT DON'T SHOOT YOU MORONS WE'RE SAFE DAMN IT ! "

These Nightmares About Her Are So Lifelike As Though I'm There In Cave City Again Watching Her Scream In Terror As Zombies Are Surrounding Her House .... My Family Was Considered To Be Psychic's And Psycho's Being A Little Bit Of Both Myself Helped Me To Survive These Zombies For So Long And Thats What Worries Me ... These Nightmares Being So Realistic Usually Means Its Not A Nightmare But Something Soon To Happen ....

I've Told Mark And Paul About My Decision To Return To Cave City Because Even If She Isn't Alive I Hope To Find Valentine Along The Way

Grabbing My Favorite Sub Machine Gun From Pauls Toy Collection I Ask If I Might Keep It And Enough Ammo To Get To Another Town Where I Hope To Find More Ammo And Perhaps A Few Other Guns

Apparently Paul Liked My Enthusiasm For Blowing Shit Up So He Set Aside A Few Goodies For Me Including Some Hand Grenades A Block of C4 ( Where The Fuck Did He Get That ?! ) A Detonator For The C4 And A Full Crate Of Ammo ( Apparently This Gun Takes Rounds That None Of The Others Can Use Lucky Me )

I Grabbed My Cloak And Carried It And My Sub Machine Gun Down Into Walmart Finding The Crafts Section I Quickly Fashioned A Quick Release System For Carrying My Gun And Being Able To Draw It With Lightning Speed I Also Fashioned A Small Storage Space For Spare Clips On The Other Side To Balance The Weight Of My Cloak Which Is Important For One Of The Fun Little Things Hidden Within The Cloak Itself Still Waiting For When I Need To Unleash Hell On These Zombies In An Instant

Back Upstairs I Grab The Night Vision Goggles And Spot A Decent Truck In Good Condition And Begin To Gather The Supplies I'll Need Figuring That When I Go To Load The Other Truck Up With My Supplies Paul Will Enjoy Picking Off Zombies That Get To Close With That Sniper Rifle Of His

Rushing About Walmart I Grab Various Things I'll Likely Need ... An Power Converter A Spare Phone To Have Mark JailBreak And Arrange For Me An Internet Connection While I'm On My Own In The Middle Of Nowhere . A Few Dozen Gasoline Containers A Spare Set Of Tires ( Thanks To The Auto Motives Department These Are Good To Go Only Need To Pop Em On The Truck And Continue Moving Way To Go Walmart! ) And Some Oil Along With Radiator Fluid ( I'm Taking No Chances Of Getting Stuck Specially Since I Don't Know How To Drive And Will Be Fucking Booking It ) A Spare Truck Battery To Round Off Possible Repairs

Grabbing Various Canned Foods And An Electric Cook Top I Start Shoving Things Into Storage Bins And Find A Backpack Which I Revamp Using Crafting Materials So That I Can Strap These Bins Onto My Back And Keep My Arms Free While Moving Twords The Truck

Mark Just Informed Me It Takes A Couple Hours To Setup The Phone Without Having The Proper Software Available ( Not To Mention Apparently The Proper Software Sucks Ass )

I've Made My Way Over To The Gym Equipment Section Of Walmart Which Is Only A Short Way From Where Mark Is Setting Up The Phone .... Amazingly This Walmart Had A Decent Stock Of Airspeed Skateboards ... Pulling A Combat Knife And Stripping The Package I Begin Having A Blast On A New Board Something I Haven't Done In A Long Time Now It Seems .... Once I Was Yet Again Nailing TreFlips I Decide To Give It A Rest ... No Need To Skate To Entertain Myself When I Have So Many Neat Ways To Kill A Zombie ^^

Grabbing Some Weights I Begin An Apparently Scarily Overdone Workout Between Squating 600 Pounds To Attaching 50 Pounds To Each Of My Legs And Running Several Laps Around Walmart's Interior I Think I Did Over Do Things A Bit But The Way I See It OVERKILL Is DEFINITELY An Option At This Point ...

And I've Still Got About An Hour Till Mark Finish's Up That Phone So It Seems Like Perhaps I Should Find A Way To HotWire That Truck Quickly When I Get Ready To Leave

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Pitbulls Rednecks and Zombies ... OH MY!

well now for a bit of story from a bit before all of this became a big problem with the zombies ..... mark saw me changing earlier and noticed the stitches on my leg and asked how the fuck i can manage to fight with a damn hole in my leg and i straightened up pulling my jeans the rest of the way up and said it was easy i simply don't use my leg and explaining to him why i was able to go all fucking ninja on the zombies wasn't an easy task but i also told him why their was a hole in my leg to begin with

shortly after the break out of zombies made it to cavecity a couple pitbulls attacked me on my way to the cavecity pharmacy luckily being already a major ninja and having fought off pitbulls before i managed to make it to the pharmacy almost unscathed but on my way to the church where i planned to hole up inside i was loaded down with a number of odd medications and shit and couldn't move as quickly and ended up with one of them biting a hole in my leg which i had ash hold my leg still while nathan sewed me up

mark seemed to be interested in weather or not the pitbulls were infected and i told him that as far as we knew they were infact infected because it didn't tire out normaly etc. so mark seemed to think about it for a minute and replied with the fact that he thinks if someone doesn't die from the bite then they might not turn into a zombie and i think he's right but idk of anyway we can really test it .... maybe we should chunk a tampoline over the side so he has a safe place to land and chunk mark over the wall onto the trampoline and let him in after he's been bitten at least once .... hmmmmm nah too risky we'll have to find a safer way to test it

well i need to go see about whats for dinner .... thinking of finding the stuff to whip up something special ....