We Managed To Get The Generators Running Obviously Not A Bad Thing But After I Agreed To Take The First Watch Things Got Weird
Not Simply Because When It Gets Dark After Not Having Much Sleep And Having Fought Off Wave After Wave Of Undead Things Just Start To Lose Perspective But Because That Woman Chose Not To Sleep... Instead She Came And Found Where I Was Keeping Watch
Keeping Detail To A Minimum That Woman Is A Sex Crazed Psycho After Having Figured Out My Age She Apparently Wanted To Give Me A Reward .... Can't Say Given The Circumstances I Wasn't Inclined To Graciously Accept Her Choice
I'm Supposed To Be Sleeping Now But Her Kid Kicks In His Sleep And Its To Much Of A Nuisance To Try Sleeping At The Moment So I'm Going To Crack Open A Mountain Dew And Go Find Materials There Seems To Be Plenty Of Pipes In The Next Room Maybe I Can Make A Cannon ?
Understanding The Principles Of Doing Such A Thing Is Only Half The Equation To Really Make An Effective Weapon I'll Need Good Materials To Work With And I Know Duct Tape Is Really Strong When Used Properly I Should Be Able To Find Some Somewhere Here And Using It To Make Cannon Balls Should Make For A Weapon To Rival The Awesome Of That Rocket Launcher I Made A Couple Days Ago
I Should Also Be Able To Utilize Some Welding Tools I Found While Trying To Start The Generator To Create Some Rather Cool Explosives Although They'll Be More Flashy Than Anything Paul Would Use In This Case Flashy Is Just What I Want Because Rather Than Creating Tremendous Force To Destroy Something I Want To Create A Big Ass Fire Ball To Burn The Fuck Out Of Anything Near It
Perhaps For You Survivors Out There I Should Write A Guide To Improvised Zombie Devastation ? Meh Really All You Need Is Something Destructive Anything That Will Start A Fire Is Generally Something To Use Being Creative Is A Great Start Use Anything And Everything Even Running Out Of Bottled Soda Could Be A Good Thing If You Save The Bottles And Even The Cans Can Contain Enough Pressure To Create Something Useful If You Do Things Right Remember If You Have The Means To Carry It Then Carry It Almost Nothing Will Make A Bad Weapon Even A Katana Coated In Alcohol And Set On Fire Makes A Good Killing Machine At This Point
Keeping All That In Mind Remember Not To Waste Resources Using Gasoline For Explosives Is A Waste Use Hair Spray And Most Aerosol Based Deodorants Even Perfume Is Flammable But DO NOT USE Gasoline Because You Or Someone Else Might Need It For Actual Fuel
That Being Said Remember Not To Assume Anywhere Or Anything Is Truly Safe These Things Are Learning If You Can Keep On The Move And Leave A Trail Of Destruction In Your Wake
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Paul and I are still at the local Walmart not too far from you. We have this place fortified and got plenty of tents, sleeping bags, even more food stuffs and medicines. When your home boys get there, I strongly suggest coming up towards Walmart, Paul and I will help you all get in and help you set up with some additional stuff.
ReplyDeleteThere's what appears to be an abandoned school bus in the parking lot, maybe you guys can hot wire it and take the bus with your extended party?
BTW, you didn't see anything strange last night did you? I saw guys appear out of nowhere in black uniforms. The letters ZPCI were etched on their shoulders of their uniforms. They appeared out of nowhere, then practically vanished without a trace. Have you seen this shit?