Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Hope Is Lost

After Having Escaped The Obviously Intelligent Zombies By The Help Of Some Strangers Who Have Shown Up In A Very Kick Ass Ride While I Was Saving Ash's Ass I Found Myself In The Gym Again At The Church

While Describing Our Experience Nate Wonders How He Can Get Out To Check On His Family Whom We Assume Is Still Alive And Ace Still Wants To Go Get Valentine's Crazy Ass Who Is Most Definitely Kicking Ass Somewhere In Town

These Guys Who Managed To Show Up In The Nick Of Time Are Vastly Interested In The Fact The Zombies Are Learning We Are Working On A Course Of Action To Find Out Exactly How Much They've Learned But I Think Now Would Be A Good Time To Pick Up A Few Things And Perhaps Check In On People Especially Seeing As How This Church Has To Damn Many Doors To Protect Easily However We May Use That To Our Advantage In Perhaps Capturing One Of The Zombies Spoting The Rope These Weirdos Have Brought I Bring The Idea To Light

They Seem To Have Taken Well To The Idea Firstly However We Need To Get Everyone Out Of The Church Ash Seems To Have Disappeared And Ace Is Grabbing Weapons In Hopes Of Finding Valentine A Crazy Endeavor But He Says He Can Probably Go It Alone And Be Fine However Nates Only Interest Is In Finding Out What Happened To His Family .... Living Four Miles Outside Of Town I Suggested Mark And Paul Take Him In The Vehicle They Arrived In While I Prepare Some Things Around The Church

They Seem To Find It An Annoying Prospect But Agree None The Less While I Set To Work At Making A Definitively Safe Room As Well As Finding Out Just How Strong These Zombies Are .... I Found A Severed Limb Crawling Along The Ground And Found That The Force Required To Restrain It Is Easily Achieved With A Thin Piece Of Rope Wrapped Once Around It And This Doesn't Seem To Peirce Their Undead Skin So It Will Work Fine However As A Precaution I've Decided To Use A Larger Rope ... Having Been Informed That The Pellet Guns These Guys Brought Can Be Used To Knock Out The Zombies For Two To Three Hours I'm Going To Leave For Roadkill's House So I Can Get Some Extra Ammunition The Guns Should Be Able To Hold As Well As Roadkill' Own BB Gun Just In Case

Having Made It To Roadkills House I Ammusingly Enough Make The Discovery That True To His Name He Is Roadkill Presumably From Someone Fleeing In A Vehicle From The Zombie Attack Although I Find His Charred Body Strangely Inanimate Considering All The Living Dead Running About Roadkill Never Having Been A Very Secure Guy Left His Door Unlocked The Day He Died .... How Thoughtful .... I Make My Way Back To His Room And Grab The BB Gun And Ammo Only To Find His Grandmother Standing At The Entrance To The Hall Strangely Pale I Ask Her How Long She's Been Here Only To The Response "That Doesn't Matter Now What Matters Is That Your Here " To My Horror I Realize Roadkill's Dear Sweet Grandmother Has Become A Zombie And Worse Yet She's Able To Talk .... Our Zombie Intelligence Issues Have Gotten Much Worse .....

I Gave The BB Gun A Shake Finding It To Have At Least One Round And Quickly Poped Her In The Head Being Such Good Friends With Roadkill And His Family I Couldn't Bring Myself To Do Much More Than Knock Her Out Thanking Mark And Paul For Their Amazing Discovery I Step Over Her Now Limp Body And Begin Making My Way Back To The Church Where Paul And Mark Are Now Waiting

Mark Seeming A Bit Squeamish I Ask If Paul Will Assist Me In Capturing One Of The Zombies He Agrees Seemingly All To Quickly

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