To Become A Killer

Having Remembered Her Christian Up Bringing I Handed Her The Gun And Told Her To Either Learn How To Use It Or Become Fearless Enough To Do Tasks That Would Require Balls Of Freaking Steel

Her Choice Was To Take The Gun For Safety And Avoid Killing Anything While Doing Such Tasks As Refilling The Tank And Mending Whatever Wounds I Might Incur While Fighting As Well As Redressing The Wound From Those Dogs Following My Instructions Given That I Have A Slight Medical Background

Might Also Have Her Cooking Some things I'm Running Out Of Creative Ways To Create Something Tasty Seems It Depends On Whatever Work I Feel Up To Deligating

I Had To Get Directions From Her To Get To The Convention Center And From There Found The Army Surplus And Raided The Good Food At "The Flying Burito " Best Damn Buritos Anywhere Specially When Its Possibly The Last Burito You'll Ever Eat I Made Up A Few Dozen And Packed Them In A Cooler For Later Apparently She Doesn't Eat As Much As I Do So She Grabbed Something Else From Another Nearby Food Stock And We Hopped Back In Making It To The Army Surplus With A Full Stomache And A Good Idea Of What We Were Looking For Thanks To Paul's Frequent Stops At Simalar Places I Managed To Get Some Really Good Shit Plenty Of Ammo Stuffed Into The Truck And A Few New "Toys" As Mark Calls Them


Recieved An IM On An Old Microsoft Hotmail Account I've Had Open for God Knows How Long It Seems My Old Buddy Bubbles Just Obliterated His Lab With Some 0.75 tons of C4 .... no clue as to where he got that much freaking C4 but the mans a genius ... saddly he took out the laser i sent him one christmas as well ... skinny bastard he knows i don't normally have the parts for one of those .... Will be stopping by a radio shack i spotted on the way here to pickup parts for a mobile version of that same laser ... rated at 2 watts it was designed for burning stuff so i figure it ought to work great for burning these fuckers to the ground

His Instructions Weren't Very Clear But It Seems Zombies In The Area Are Quite Increadibly Intelligent Almost Going About Life As Normal Until BAM Their On You Like Stink On Shit

So Its Likely He Intends Only Me To Get There On The Off Chance My Laptop Were To Fall Into The Hands Of One Of The Strangely Inelligent Zombies ... I Have To Wonder If He Was Attempting To Cure Them And Only Managed To Introduce A New Strain ... Meh Oh Well

Need To Stop At A Nerby Conveinance Store And Pickup Some More Mountain Dew .... High Octane Bottle Whoopass Always Goes Great With A Burito Specially A Flying Burito Even Better If I Manage To Find One Of The Buritos I Added Jalapeno's To ... Didn't Have The Stuff To Put Together My Old recipie for Wake Up Buritos And Definately Had Nothing For Chilli So Jalapeno's It Is

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After A While Of Searching We've found Bubbles' Location I've Set Her To Disarming The Traps And Cracked Open A Bottle of Mountain Dew And Downed a burito .... KICKING SOME MAJORS ZOMBIE ASS ON THE GREATEST HIGH OF MY LIFE!!!! took her so long i think i eliminated about 500 of these fuckers after lighting my sword ablaze yet again Dangerous Yes but i think the most scary part about the situation is the fact that i went total sadist not simply slicing through the bastards but totally dismembering them and burning them piece by piece Crackling maniacly the entire time I Think I Not Only Terrofied Her but also bubbles when she finally got the door open and he stepped out ...Not Sure Where We're Headed Now But I Got My Parts And Am In The Back seat Assembling A New Portable Laser Will Update When I'm Finished ... Looks Like Bubbles Just Wanted out Of Here As Soon As Possible Cause He Just Picked A Direction And Started Driving